Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2010
Transcript:
Goat says, "Hey, Pig, where were you?" Pig says, "Interviewing for the 'friendly greeter' job at Walmotopia. You know, the guy who smiles and says hi to people when they walk in the store?" Goat says, "Oh, Pig, you'd be perfect! Who in the world could claim to be better suited for that than you?" Rat says, "I adore humanity."
Liar