Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, Pig, what do you have there?" Rat says, "That's the mudflap girl? the one you see on trucks." Pig says, "Yeah? isn't she lovely and glamorous and beautiful?" Rat says, "Dude, she's hot. But why do you have it?" Rat says, "Reference?" Rat says, "For what?" Pig says, "It's a lifelong dream." Rat says, "Excuse me while I remove the eyeballs from my head."
Right behind you.