Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "What do you got there, Rat?" Rat says, "It's my 'I'm having an oh-so-happy-day' diary. I use it to keep track of all the days in my life that I was happy." Pig says, "Oh, yeah? Can I see it?" Rat says, "Sure." March 1, 2010 Nope, March 2, 2010 Nope, March 2, 2010 Nope, March 3, 2010 Nope, March 4, 2010 Nope, March 5, 2010 Nope, March 6, 2010 Nope, March 7, 2010 Nope, March 8, 2010 Nope, March 9, 2010 Nope, March 10, 2010 Nope Rat says, "I'm thinking of re-naming it."
Wonder what rat could have to be sad about? hmm…maybe his utter lack of humanity in any form? yeah, that might do it :)