Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Pigita, I want to break up with you. I have needs. And you're not fulfilling them." Pigita says, "Oh, you have needs, do you? Tell me, Mr. Still-Hasn't-Asked-Me-To-Marry him, what needs are those?!" Pig says, "'Chutes and Ladders.' Two games a week." Pigita says, "Never mind." Pig says, "It doesn't say anything about having to be married, though."