Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2010
Transcript:
Goat says, "Pig? why did you build a fort out of my Johann Sebastian Bach albums?" Pig says, "Shhhh? I'm trying to think, but they're right, it's not working? let me step outside." Goat says, "Who's right? About what?" Pig says, "Those who say it's best to think outside the Bachs." Rat says, "I, for one, am rooting for your untimely death."
The cigarettes will do it.