Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "How'd you like to make the kind of money that Jim Davis, multi-millionaire creator of 'Garfield,' makes?" Stephan says, "I'd love to. He's super-successful. What do you have in mind?" Rat says, "Steal his identity." Stephan says, "Please go away." Rat says, "You said you wanted to make the money he makes." Pig says, "And it would be the exact same money!"
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