Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2010
June 04, 2010
June 06, 2010
Transcript:
Rat's Civil War Re-enactment Soldier says, "Sir, the battle's over. We took the hill." Soldier 2 says, "The South doesn't take the hill in this battle. The North holds it." Soldier says, "Not today, sir." Guard Duck says, "History Schmistory."
This will NOT be well-received…but! You know if Lincoln ha hung every damn Johnny Reb immediately after the War, we wouldn’t be having this crisis of so-called Americans who hate the government and the Constitution…
Who knows? Americans might still be slim and strong…