Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2010

Transcript:

Officer Potus says, "Top o' the morning', sir. Sorry for disturbing you again, but I'm still awful determined to work out a compromise 'tween you and the crocs." Zebra says, "Not gonna happen." Officer Potus says, "Please, sir, work with me here." Zebra says, "I am. But you're the police officer. If you want the crocs to change, make them." Officer Potus says, "I can't make them. I mean, sure, I'm a cop, and sure, they give me one of these, but this compromise business is not about force." Office Potus says, "I can't just walk over there to a house filled with nineteen crocs and-" BOOM Officer Potus says, "Eighteen."