Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2010
Transcript:
Man says, "Hey lifeguard! I think that man is floating out to sea!" Rat says, "Can't help. Busy." Man says, "Doing what?" Rat says, "Rocking the leopard-skin man thong." Man says, "Some lifeguards save lives." Rat says, "Why save lives when you can rock the man thong."
*bleaches soul