Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2010
July 26, 2010
July 28, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "What are you reading?" Goat says, "Some poetry by Wordsworth." Rat says, "I guess you haven't heard 'Rat maxim no. 14.'" Goat says, "I guess I haven't." Rat says, "'Poetry is a hoax perpetrated by educated people to confuse and anger the rest of us.'" Goat says, "I'm leaving now." Rat says, "You've been punk'd by William Wordsworth!"
Maxim 14 (my personal favorite): mad science is never stopping to ask “what’s the worst that could happen?”