Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Looks like we got a new governor? how do you think she'll do?" Goat says, "I guess it depends on whether or not she feels she has a mandate." Pig says, "That's stupid." Goat says, "Why is that stupid?" Pig says, "Because she should try to govern well regardless of her social life." Goat says, "A mandate is not a date with a man." Rat says, "How does it feel to know his vote counts the same as yours." Pig says, "I had a man date once. Didn't go well."
At least he tried something new