Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hey, Goat, what's going on?" Goat says, "I just got an e-mail from Rat marked 'extremely urgent' ?Oh, god, I hope it's not an emergency or that someone has died or something. Here? here? it's opening now." My flatscreen TV is bigger than your flatscreen TV Goat says, "That is not an emergency." Rat says, "Said the man with the tiny 32-incher." Pig says, "Size does matter, friend."