Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2010
Transcript:
Junior says, "Dad, what were you thinking? You and your friends can't make plans to eat Santa!" Larry says, "Why dat bad?" Junior says, "Because he and his little elves have been working all year making toys for millions of kids, and you're gonna eat Santa on the night he's gotta hand them all out." Larry says, "O.K., O.K., no worry, son. We ees come up wid Plan 'B.'" Eet elves.
But the elves don’t travel w/ Santa? Venison, on the other hand…