Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2011
January 07, 2011
January 09, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I am Diogerat. I walk the world with my lantern looking for just one company that gives me good service. Pig: What have you found? Rat: That I'd have better luck finding Elvis. Pig: I think he's dead. Rat: Thanks, Moron. I know. Elvis: Check, please.
How old would Elvis be if he was alive when this was written?