Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, who were you talking to on your cel phone? Goat: My mom... The poor woman's sitting around in her house experiencing hot flashes. Pig: Are there bombs going off in her living room? Goat: No, pig. Pig: Guard duck, Goat's mom needs protection. Guard Duck: I'll blow 'em to @*&#, sir!!
guess what word garud duck says, i say he double hockey sticks