Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2011
February 28, 2011
March 02, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, l'il Guard Duck. One of our neighbors told me he was threatened by one of your grenade-carrying gophers. Guard Duck: That can't be, sir. I have to approve all high-value targets. Pig: Well, it happened. Guard Duck: Mercy me. That would mean that members of my gopher grenade brigade have gone rogue. God only knows what military operations a unit like that might commence. Gopher: Two free hot dogs please.
As Stephan said, those are MARLBORF cigarettes.