Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat, check out this model of an atoll I made... When I press the button, it says stuff... Watch.... Atoll: I'm a ring of coral encircling a lagoon. Rat: Hmm. That's pretty cool. Let me try. Atoll: You are a @#$%^& idiot. Pig: Oh my goodness. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything, Atoll. Rat: Don't you have a freeway you can play on?
That was lame… just one word changed.