Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2011
May 19, 2011
May 21, 2011
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Hey, mom. Why the family meeting? I was gonna go play. Crocodile mom: Your dad has an announcement, son. And judging by his seriousness, I'd say it's pretty important. Crocodile son: Some new high-paying job? Crocodile mom: Either that or he's finally turned into the fierce hunter we need him to be. Larry the croc: Me new vice-president of Keeds Club Treehouse!! Crocodile mom: Go play, son. Larry the croc: How come nobody bowing down?
His wife and kid are smarter than he is! (Notice the difference in their speech).