Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat, I'd like you to meet my friend, Medusa. She's that repulsive woman from Greek mythology. Rat: I've heard of Medusa, but she doesn't have those snakes in her hair... How can she be repulsive without snakes. Pig: She has lawyers. Lawyers on Hair: Sue him. Bill him. Fleece him. Rat: I think I'll change seats.
I would have expected Pastis among the lawyers, but alas, no.