Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2011
June 02, 2011
June 04, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Hi. Gimme an iced double tall nonfat 180 vanilla latte. Rat: Okay, but let me ask a question first... ...You ever had a high-maintenance girlfriend? Man: Yeah, a while back, I guess, but we broke up... Wait... ...Why you asking me this? Rat: Because you're a high-maintenance customer. And I'm breaking up with you. Man: Gimme my @#$$%#@ Coffee. Male employee: Can I have a word with you rat? Rat: Fine, but don't serve the ugly man. We've broken up.
@Destiny23 (re: yesterday’s comment):I don’t want to have to click each comic – that’s exactly the nature of my complaint about gocomics. I read a few comics at a time in one tab while waiting for other things to load in a different tab (like my obituary searches). I already have a personalised page, but don’t look at it precisely because of how it works.And then I read that gocomics wants me to start paying in two months for this interface that requires that I click each comic and scroll the page sideways after every new strip loads? Methinks I’ll be switching back to reading the strips in the newspaper at my local library. Gocomics will not be getting one cent of my less-than-$550-per-month permanent disability income.[I miss the good old days when writing comments on PBS was an exercise in humour rather than in frustration.]