Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2011
Transcript:
Crocodile: Ohhh...Me could catch heem. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Me could catch too. Crocodile: Me could tear off dat guy head. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Me would reep to shred. Crocodile: Ooooh, me could so keel dat one! Larry the Croc: Yeah, me would eet in seconds! Crocodile 2: Dad, I know you and Bob are tough, but you make it really hard to watch 'The Muppets'. Crocodile: Told you dat not nature documentary.
meg_grif over 13 years ago
It ain’t easy being green.
GypsyWoman over 13 years ago
Not to mention coughing up all that muppet fur…like gnarly furballs.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Aim higher, guys, like living breathing creatures
JoelJ over 13 years ago
Ferocious beast you crocs are.
zero over 13 years ago
I enjoy this strip & Pastis’s sense of humor. BUT I cringe whenever it’s the crocs: like the shoes, they ain’t for everybody ;-)
Mr.Felix the Cat over 13 years ago
me luv crocs
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Tossed to the curb, ehh? Sharp, Larry and Bob, really sharp! (Junior, you have my sympathy.)
spamster over 13 years ago
I think Animal could take them both on.
Brockie over 13 years ago
This very creative art is seriously warped….that is why we all love it….as a aspiring writer I admit:Mental illness is the fertile garden of creativity. Ever notice how how dull all those “sane” people are?
HadYourPhil over 13 years ago
Once again, there is no zoom/magnification avaliable for the Sunday strip when this was avaliable before. Gocomics claims that the zoom is only avaliable for “high definition” comics. I can’t believe Pearls Before Swine suddenly stopped being high def. Stephan, help!!
A_NY_Outlaw over 13 years ago
Apparently they haven’t seen ’Sweet’ums’ yet.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Does anyone know the origin of these pygmy crocs? They’re the size of throw pillows! They be lucky to take a full-grown mouse!!
Shortstoryz over 13 years ago
Miss Piggy knows karate. Those crocs better watch out!
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Today the Swedish Chef shows us how to make croc burgers.
codedaddy over 13 years ago
@PhilBeckman – You must have missed my hint the last time you brought this up. Very easy: Press the Ctrl key while tapping on the plus sign key to the right of the key pad until happy with the zoom. Minus key works the opposite
crittermilker over 13 years ago
i freaking love the crocs!
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 13 years ago
crocs rock.
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
I they try to get at Beaker, I’ll FALCON PUNCH them into next week!
Firebird67 over 13 years ago
@codedaddy: that makes the image larger, but the resolution remains the same – same number of dots horizontally and vertically – larger but out of focus.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Gonzo could take them both out with just his cannon.
egarkis over 13 years ago
How stupid are the crocs?
rsurrhcir over 13 years ago
crocs funnee
jimelek over 13 years ago
I thought they were watching Swamp People!
11256 over 12 years ago
Sweetums is my favorite! love the Muppets
m.l. over 12 years ago