Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that spiders kill their prey by injecting them with venom and sucking out their insides with this long appendage called a proboscis? Pig: Really? Rat: Really. Have you ever heard or anything so gross? Pig: Never. Goat: Will you please stop doing that every time I drink a smoothie? Rat: Whoa. Sorry, man. Didn't see you there. Pig: I will not be ordering that.