Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2011
Transcript:
Alien: We have asked for this summit to discuss our respective goals. Our is to promote interplanetary peace through the exchange of technology and culture. Rat: Mine is to drink your head. If it's any consolation, I'll recycle the can. Rat and Pig meet an alien race.
kreole over 13 years ago
Rat takes the short view………….
fuzzpunch over 13 years ago
I’m glad to see he’s thinking about the Earth.
WelshRat Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ah, interstellar diplomacy…
zero over 13 years ago
Key to space travel - interplanetary Hops…
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
I’m with Pig. Stares at incredibly insensitive, undiplomatic, boorish Rat….
arye uygur over 13 years ago
For a five cent deposit return he’s start an interplanetary war?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rat has a “can do” attitude.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
The beer ship will soon be barreling back through space…. A fast ale and farewell to the planet of the Rat.Oh yeast of little faith.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
On the way out, do NOT accept any invitations to go get drunk.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s alien’s good for what ale’s you.
DocOmics over 13 years ago
That “BEER” is an IPA (InterPlanatary Ale). IPA is extra hoppy, which acts as a preservative for those long voyages across the galaxy.
McGehee over 13 years ago
Heh. It’s a beer summit.
McGehee over 13 years ago
…and Rat is acting stupidly.
Rip Van Bullwinkle over 13 years ago
sigh…another beer summit
Saryl over 13 years ago
Rat will use the beer’s ship to win the pentagon prize money.
dirtking239 over 13 years ago
@kreoleDon’t you mean Rat’s taking the “stout” view? Ahh… terrible puns.
mabrndt Premium Member over 13 years ago
I take it Rat has never seen The Day The Earth Stood Still
shel4 over 13 years ago
You’ve heard of a beer with a head? This beer is a head!
corzak over 13 years ago
I’m surprised the beer people got past the RU Sirius alien control space station . . .
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rat recycles!!!…Who knew?!?…..☻
bmonk over 13 years ago
Next thing we can expect: Can’s species to become regulars on Football game commercials. Assuming we have any football games to see commercials with.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
I like the way the can appears to be open with the voice coming out of the hole. All Rat really needs is a straw.
Number Three over 13 years ago
Hehehehehehehehehehe xxx
OilCanHarry over 13 years ago
I wish we could still rate the strips. This storyline has a certain…. effervescence.
bmonk over 13 years ago
I hope Rat doesn’t try to fry Pig’s skin to have pork rinds to go with his beer.
tmurphy over 13 years ago
But imported beers are so tasty! This one is imported from another planet so it must be delicious.
Logical Duck over 13 years ago
Rat has said it all.
polterbaer over 13 years ago
…What we have here gentleman and insertables is a failure to tele-transportate!!!
burleigh2 over 13 years ago
Is it just me or is the can looking put off in the last frame? It might just be psychological, but his arms moved and almost look like he would be taken aback (although if he had a face, that would show it more). :-\
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Thus began the interplanetary legends of Count Ratula, he who feeds on the fermented. BLA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
mac47 over 13 years ago
It’s for the environment.
theLazyCartoonist over 13 years ago
Haha.. Rat wants some head.
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Good for Rat! He’s thinking about the Earth.
hyenaqueen almost 4 years ago
technically wouldn’t it be his blood?
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
Rat’s probably part beer.