Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2011
August 29, 2011
August 31, 2011
Transcript:
Larry: Hey, Melvin... me and Bob no want hurry you potty break, but you has beeg bomb strapped to you. Melvin: Hey, when you rush Melvin potty break, Melvin internal organs no work right. Beside, me nod one reading newspaper. Larry: Newspaper? How much you has left? Melvin: Juss New York Time crossword puzzle... Sunday eedition. Larry: Dis not gud sing, Bob. Melvin: Whoa... dis one harder den Monday's.
Soon he’ll be “smokin’ in the boys room”.