Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2011
October 29, 2011
October 31, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Why do they call Philadelphia the 'City of Brotherly Love'? Goat: Well, as with most words, you just need to break down the word. Pig: How do you mean? Goat: Well, 'Phileo' is Greek for 'to love'...and 'Adelphos' means 'brother'. Pig: Oooh...that's neat! Lemme try that with a word! Goat: Sure. Pig: Okay...'ra'...what does that mean? Goat: You mean, as in the cheer, 'rah rah'? Pig: Yeah...and what about 'ag'? Goat: Ag?...That's often showrf for 'agriculture'. Pig: What about 'vi'? Goat: 'Vie'?...That means 'to compete'. Pig: So 'Viagra' is to help you cheer at an agricultural competition? Man: May I have that back please? Pig: I'll take a bunch and cheer great! Goat: Check please.
He kinda went at that bass-ackwards. Is that Piggy style?Soooo-eeeey!(Yes, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself.)