Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2011
November 13, 2011
November 15, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Well, I'm off to buy lottery tickets! Goat: Pig, did you know that the odds of you winning the lottery are worse than the odds of you getting attacked by a black bear and a polar bear on the same day? Pig: Whoa. Then I am not gonna waste this on a lottery ticket. Goat: Good for you, Pig. Pig: I'm gonna spend it on a rifle. Goat: Never mind. Pig: Do not show fear. They can smell it.
Bears aren’t fussy eaters Pig, So, if you can outrun Goat, you’re safe.