Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... look at this great old dusty trunk I found in the attic. Rat: Put it back. Pig: Why? What's in it? Rat: My conscience. I locked it away years ago. Voice: Which was really the wrong thing to do. Rat: Pipe down, you preachy fun-killer. Pig: Can I get you a sandwich?
Hmmm what kind of sandwich would a conscience eat? Food for thought.