Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2011
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Transcript:
Voice: Let's see... you skip church... get drunk... and think only about making money... if that's not a prescription for salvation, I don't know what is. Rat: Shut your face. I've got a plan. Voice: Lemme guess... you're gonna keep doing whatever you want, but ask for forgiveness in the seconds before you die, hoping like heck that your death doesn't one day catch you by surprise. Rat: Who talked? Voice: About two million other consciences. Rat confronts the conscience he locked away years ago.
Those 2 billion + the opiated are amateurs. Once God asks me for forgiveness, I’ll ask. An I for an I. . ..