Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2011
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Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat... want to play badminton with me and Pig? You just take a racket and hit this little thingie. Goat: Your little thingie is called a 'shuttlecock.' Noise: WHAP. Rat: Somehow I didn't like the sound of that.
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