Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2012

Transcript:

Pig: Guard Duck started playing Bingo with the seniors at the retirement center. Goat: Why Bingo? Pig: Doctor said he has high blood pressure. It's supposed to help him relax. Goat: That's great. How's he doing with it? Woman: No, I do not want to form a Bingo alliance.