Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2012
January 25, 2012
January 27, 2012
Transcript:
Larry: Me gotta keel person who have photo before Larry whole life ruined!! Croc: You got photo, Larry. Was taken on you iPhone. Larry: Larry iPhone?? Den me juss delete before anyone see!! Croc: Dat GREAT idea. If you no had posted on Facebook. Chef: It's hilarious. A friend sent it to me. Larry: CURSE YOU, SOHILL MEEDIA!! Story update: Someone has taken a photo of a drunken Larry in a bar greeting a zebra with the crocodiles' sacred badonkadonk greeting, which involves one party rubbing his buttocks (badonkadonk) against that of the second party.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Oooh, all that “so-n-so” Media! Oh, but wait in today’s information age, we are all in the Media. As Stan & Kyle would say, “YOU, B&^$%#@s!” By the way, this also makes us all “Big Brother”. I wonder if George Orwell saw this coming? Mmmm, maybe Larry should read “1984”.
Bilan almost 13 years ago
Add Facebook to the list of things you shouldn’t do when drunk.
dimensioncr8r almost 13 years ago
I got drunk on facebook once. I got a few likes on my status, but nothing else. Not that it was anything crazy.Drunk skyping is a lot more fun <3
zero almost 13 years ago
It’s all Rooney Mara’s fault - Go Gints. . ..
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Larry knows how to use an iPhone?And post on Facebook???
I thought Larry didn’t know how to use a toaster!
Crocks must have to be drunk to let us see their mad computer skillz.
Otherwise they hide them, so they don’t have to get jobs, and so their wives will continue making coffee and bringing them toast.
ulomz almost 13 years ago
lol @ “curse you soshil media”!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Larry has too late learned the danger in soshill meedia. He is ruined among his peers by his own posting, which has apparently gone viral. I wonder how Zeeba Neighba is taking all this?
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
If they use iphones and use facebook, why their spelling so bad?
totalspaceman2010 almost 13 years ago
I don’t like the stories that center on the crocs.
JeffdlS almost 13 years ago
Dat bad break, Larry.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LMBO!! . . . ☻
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
what happens on Facebook… stays on Facebook!
jimcos almost 13 years ago
Don’t sweat it Larry, Your flash in the pan fame will soon be replaced by another kitten attacking a doberman’s tail stub. All will be forgotten.
boreas2 almost 13 years ago
still cant wait to see zeba side
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
I have to assume that larry has the smart phone with the facebook button…
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Mark Suck-a-berg has pounded a few more nails in the coffin of society with Farcebook. But this is funny as hell.
lakita_lover almost 13 years ago
falls over laughing
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
SOSHILL media!!! LMAO
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
The real question is how did Zebra end up getting drunk? I have never seen him happy before!!!!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
That’s why I don’t have Facebook….
xxx
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
TrustedMech…DON’T pop one of your own. Pop one of THEIRS. And if you’re really a good mechanic, help somebody build a “Social Media” Guillotine. Do something for your country and the planet…
wtfwtf almost 13 years ago
Talk about getting your life ruined by soshill meedia.
REVEALED: What Larry & Bob never want you to see.
Boblm almost 13 years ago
Just a minor point of clarification. Badonkadonk doesn’t mean rear end, it means nice-looking rear end.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Anyone here remember Zebra’s niece Joy, who was dating Larry Junior? This photo incident could bring them back together again, thus giving Larry even more reason to curse the soshill meedia.
verdammte narr almost 13 years ago
The only thing he can do now is quote Sgt Schultz “I see nothing”!
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Larry, I agree.CURSE YOU, SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!Wait, isn’t this the social media?That makes me feel compelled to leave. Bye for now!
Bucky95 almost 13 years ago
maybe he should join Bucky’s anti-social network.
Wizard4168 almost 13 years ago
At least corporations actually provide at least the occasional useful service in return. The state not only spies on you, they expect you to pay for the privilege of being spied on. Oh, and then there’s the way they lock you up or kill you if you don’t go along…
Looking on the bright side, modern technology at least provides some useful tools for making agents of said state (and corporations, too) face at least a little accountability.
librarymom almost 13 years ago
I’m gonna go pop a beer instead