Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2012
February 07, 2012
February 09, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, if it's not my good friend, Jeff the cyclist! How are you, Jeff? Cyclist: Better than you. And that is why I show my superiority by riding my bike right in front of your car, instead of in a bike lane. Pig: Gosh, Jeff. I wish you wouldn't do that because - Cyclist: Eat my spandex greatness, fatty mcfat fat!! Rat: And that's why I try to run them over. Pig: Jeff, you're on my breakfast. Cyclist: I stamp out your fattening food as a favor to you!!
On a different note….is that bacon on Pig’s plate? That’s just not right.