Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2012

Transcript:

Zebra: Can I help you? Virginia: Hi, Zebra, I'm Virginia, the vertically striped Zebra...we dated five years ago. Zebra: Virginia! How have you been? Virginia: Not great. I'll get right to the point. We have a son. Zebra: A son? Us? How do you know? I mean, how do you know he's mine? Virginia: Because you're horizontally striped, and I'm vertically striped. Zebra: So? Virginia: So meet our son. 'Plaid'. Zebra: Oh, gawd. Virginia: Tell him how hard it's been, Plaid. Plaid: Actually, right now I'm in style.