Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2012
February 22, 2012
February 24, 2012
Transcript:
Bob: Whuh we gonna do, Burt? Me keep geeting shot by blowdart assasseen. Buttocks een great pain. Burt: We is pray to God of crocs. He save us. Hullo, God of Crocs. Dis Bob and Burt. Someone shoot us. Peese make stop now. Bob: Dis why me atheist, Burt.
They should have prayed to Offler the Crocodile god instead. He may be mad that they got his name wrong… Any fellow Discworldians will know what I’m talking about.