Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Zebra, have you my friend, Tina Turtle? Her Husband Timmy died ten years ago, so all she does now is come here for beer and carry his shell on her back. Zebra: Gee, Tina, I'm so sorry... I guess his shell is your way of holding on. Turtle: To my beer. IT's very handy. Zebra: Forget it. Pig: More ice, Tina Turtle?
Tina is a hardcore drinker. Is there a hidden Temperance pun in Pig’s last words? —“More ice tea in a turtle”?