Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2012
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Transcript:
Pig: Rat! Rat! The cute li'l dog and cat from 'Mutts' broke in and kidnapped Stephan at knifepoint! They want $10,000 to give him back! Rat: NEVER! Pig: You don't want to pay? Rat: I don't want Stephan back. Pig: Poor Stephan. Rat: Now if they want cash to keep him, I'll talk. The Cartoonists' War
Well Rat can’t be a traitor or a backstabber. He’s never liked Pastis in the first place and has always worked against him. Can only hope some really cute comic characters get Rat and take away all his beer and cigarettes, prevent him from swearing, and force him to have to be nice and share with others. Rat’s own personal hell.