Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2012
Transcript:
Dog: Okay, Shhtephan, your pals don't want to pay your ranshhome, so thish here's Beetle Bailey. He's gonna shoot you. Pastis: Shoot me? Does he know how? Dog: What do you mean, 'does he know how?' He's a soldier. Pastis: But this country's been in five wars and countless military excursions since his creation in 1950, and I don't think he's been in one of them. Dog: That ish a little odd. Beetle Bailey: We prefer lighthearted family fare. Pastis: By the way, are you and Sarge 'friends with benefits'?
Friends with benefits? Only if you consider being beaten up a “benefit”.