Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2012
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Transcript:
Rat: What are you reading? Goat: This comedian's autobiography. He talks a lot about growing up and how his parents messed him up. Rat: Interesting. So his parents messed him up, huh? I don't suppose that's a little bit like the story of, uhh... EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET?? Goat: I think I know why your blood pressure is so high. Rat: Because there are so many morons?
Rat goes “Lewis Black” on poor Goat.