Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2012
June 09, 2012
June 11, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey there, Pig...you look happy. Pig: I am! I just measured myself. I'm five feet, nine inches tall! Goat: Gee, Pig...that sounds a little high. Pig: Well, I did measure myself with shoes. Goat: Even with shoes, that sounds high. Pig: Here, measure for yourself. I'll stand against that fence. Goat: I think I see the problem. Pig: You misjudged? It's okay. We all make mental booboos.
Please, Goat, don’t correct him; he’s such a fragile sole that only a heel would do such a thing.(When it comes to lacing a post with puns, I’m no loafer.)