Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 24, 2012
June 23, 2012
June 25, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: The 'Family Circus' kid? Pig: Yeah. He just ran over from their Sunday strip and started punching me. Rat: Are our panels in the right order now? Pig: Who knows? I tried to put them back together the best I could. Rat: Why would he do that? Pig: I don't know. He just kept saying... Rat: Well, where's that idiot now? Pig: He ran to ask his mommy something. Rat: Ask her what? Kid: "This'll teach you little 'Pearls' punks to @#*# with the F.C." Rat: What happened to you? Pig: Jeffy Keane beat me up. "Do I need forgiveness for #%&*#%* up a pig?" Rat: He said that? Pig: Yeah. And that wasn't even the worst part. After that, he ripped all the panels of our strip apart and threw 'em to the ground.
Yes, Jeffy, you do need forgiveness… but that’s not what you’re gonna get.It’s time to CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DUCKS OF WAR!!!