Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2012

Say the secret word.

I didn’t know you’d get more ducks if you kept saying it…..who knew?

Guard Duck, Dinky needs you!

Why a duck? Why a no chicken?

I’ve been ducking all these bad jokes….

I’m all quacked up.

Hey, all those ducks are lined up!

That has to be the most disturbing usee of Groucho glasses I have ever seen…

The 2nd, 4th and 6th ducks didn’t look so odd to me.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, …it must be a parade of Marxists?

Treblemaker — you gotta give the others an even chance.

They need little cigars.

Face it folks, Grucho was too big a soul to be reincarnated just once. Had to be reincarnated seven times.

If duckling puts on a pair of those fake glasses, he’ll be able to slip in with the rest, and nobody will be the wiser.

Dinky should now be called Ducko. Because he’s a duck, his mother is ducking him & the obvious.

“I love you more and more-er; hurray, hurray, hurray!”

“We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed…but we’re going back in a few weeks!”

“I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”.“I’ve a notion to join the club and beat you over the head with it!”

Maybe General Tso will adopt him . . . Dinky is not a chicken, but he is poultry . . .

hmmm, one chick was late, theres a 6th baby duck in this one, not counting dinky, there were only 5 in the cafe

What the DUCK is goin’ on here!?

There are clues, says the Inner Inspector, harrumphing pipe smoke.

@Nabuq: to retain proper rhythm, substitute "Взрастил нас… " for the first two words line 3 – same meaning, sounds better. Not that I fully agree with you mind you.

Lil Guard Duck needs to adopt Dinky. They would be a ducky team. Bet Dinky would learn how to handle the nukes.

They look somehow familiar…

All I know is that it’s a viaduct.

Waddle they do next??

My fave Groucho quote is,

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

Awwwwww! They look adorable.

LOL xxx

So Dicky grows up, changes his name to Mallard Fillmore and the rest is history . . . . ☻

Ducks to Dinky: “Hello, we must be going…”

Waddle he do?

How did the mother get the baby ducks to hate dinky too?

Bmonk — that’s MY favorite too!

It used to be printed on the free paper bookmarks/business “cards” from my favorite bookstore.

What ducks?

Maybe the mother DOES want him back if she keeps going by.

Pig is clueless