Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2012
July 02, 2012
July 04, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat, what are you doing? Goat: Just drinking some wine and listening to a podcast of Terry Gross' 'Fresh Air'... It's terrific. Rat: Ah, more N.P.R... I'd like to listen, but I'm not as special as you. Goat: Oh, will you get off all this 'elitist' crap? N.P.R.'s a great station that covers everything... Everything. Rat: Monster truck rallies? Goat: Okay, there are limits. Rat: Have a beer. We commoners enjoy it.
Or firearms. Or NASCAR. Or freedom…State Radio – here to give you what the State determines that YOU need.
May your chains lie light upon you and may history forget that you were descended from free men.
Orion