Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2012
July 16, 2012
July 18, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Well, hello, sir... Are you here to volunteer for our community play? Larry the croc: Yeah. Me want role where me, like, domeenate... You know, like, keel lot peeple, eet guy's hed. Man: I take it you've never seen 'Marry Poppins.' Larry the croc: No. How high body count? Larry tries out for community theater.
I bet he heard “Mary Poppins,” and saw the poster of a lady flying in the air….He put two and two together, which in his mind is…. I dunno, maybe 7 and 1/2.
"Hey, dis play all about somebody pop dis flying lady in sky!
Oooh… me want part poppin her! Pop pop pop! Lotsa poppins."