Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2012
August 01, 2012
August 03, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Hey, mom, why did you cut your hair? Crocodile mom: To express myself better. Crocodile son: What do you mean? Crocodile mom: Well, sweetie, pretend for a moment that I wanted to tell you the secret of a successful life, but I have my old hair. Crocodile son: Okay. Crocodile mom: Okay... The secret of a successful life is Crocodile son: Speech balloon interference. Crocodile mom: The curse of the big-haired woman.
now we’ll NEVER know the secret of a successful life!