Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2012

I dunno, Pigita has seemed pretty beachy on many occasions.

Snoopy’s beach beagle ex is a much better date for a beach.

If I were you Pig, I’d keep your dates inland. It’s harder to pound someone through solid ground.

Pig done stepped in it again.

. . . well she’s a pig . . . of course she’s portly . . .

What in the world does Pig even see in her?

Believe it or not, Pig, you’re better off without Pigita! ’Course, it would be nice if you were also right-side-up….

wonder if this guy is ever gonna run outa puns…and bad jokes.

Pigita should get together with Snoopy’s beach beagle from yesterday. Or maybe Pig should.

Maybe she’s just a tad miffed that Pig got to wear the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dots, and she didn’t.

Now, if it’s real Porta, from Portugal, I’m there……

Um – pigs don’t have toes…

Pigs in bikinis, Oh Baby!

Why is it that Pig always gets beat up by her? Maybe they should go their seperate ways

Oh dear God Pigita in a bikini WHY STEPHAN WHYYYYY….

G…she doesn’t know that. She’s never been able to see down there.

Beg to differ, Pigita – you have acted quite beachy (sp) in the past. In fact, you have no pier.

@agedengineer – I see whut you did there..LOL, and I agree almost completely. She’s been beachy on pretty much every occasion…

Um, yes they do, G Hardy. Four hoofed toes on each foot. You could look it up.

I’ve had a few ex-girlfriends like Pigita. Ouch.

Go pound sand….

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There’s no need to fear!Punman is here!.OK, you can start worrying

At least it was not on the port.

Oh dear…

Now I can’t stop laughing.

LOL xxx

If we’re going to get all anatomically correct, then Pigita should be wearing at least six bikini tops.

Her reaction proved that she was “beachy” girl

There’s the problem, she’s a starboardly girl. It’s an insult to even infer to a starboardly girl that she might be portly.

What we have here… is a failure to communicate.

Actually , being anthropomorphic comic strip pigs, they both have as many toes as Stephan is able to draw, generally none.

owch!

Pig had better go see the doc(k).

Shouldn’t we all be glad that Pig was not in a Speedo and Pigita was not in a thing?

nice rack!

Portly isn’t an insult. It means you carry yourself with dignity and grace, which is what Pigita was defending when she slaughtered the Pig

And sows would need more cups in a bikini top!

Pigita, being a pig, should probably be wearing two or three more tops.

PIgita always gets ticked when pig tries to tell her good things about herself….she is 2 sensitive

they dont wear clothes on every other day and wear clothes when they go to the beach…

She seems like a beachy girl to me.