Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Pig today? Rat: Getting ready for a date with a girl he knew years ago. But he's worried 'cause he thinks he's too fat now. Goat; Poor guy. What's he gonna do? Rat: I told him if he wants to look thinner, he should wear something with vertical stripes. Pig: I feel better now.
Let’s just hope that the crocs don’t mistake him for a new zeeba neighbor.