Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2012
September 07, 2012
September 09, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Whatever happened to good old-fashioned names like Bob and Ed and Jane? How come every kid nowadays has to have some unique, cutesy name like Ryder and Kaylee and Jaden and Shawn-lee? Goat: What's wrong with those names? Rat: Because everyone's trying to out-unique everyone else! Where does it end?? With some future generation calling their kid Dinky-Mcgoogle?! Man: Did you call our son's name? Rat: Uhh... I don't think so. Woman: C'mon, Dink, he must be talking to another Dinky-McGoogle.
Father: "The tradition of our tribe is that the first thing the mother sees outside the lodge is what the child’s name shall be. Why do you ask “Two dogs ********** by the Oak Tree”"?