Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2012

Oh, great. {{{Gorilla}}}} warfare!

That’s exactly what I thought they were saying as a kid. Gorilla fighters…they came up behind you and grabbed you! (Not that real gorillas do that, but still.)

It balances his snout.

“…and I cannot lie…”

Stupid a$$ Crok…what would you confuse chemical warfare with a can of deodourant?

Bob: check. Burt: check. Hindquarters of the gorilla: Larry? Bob mk. 2? At least the doltish crocs will provide Zeeba Neighba with a laugh. Maybe his coffee then will go down the wrong way and he’ll die laughing….

Yep, Zebra’s right. They don’t grasp the concept. WAY too obvious.

Seems that Bob has been resurrected again.

Bob, how you ees get zeeba up een tree?

snicker big butt

As Zeeba says, the concept eludes them.

The only thing Zeeba Zeeba Eata can really grasp is a can with the word BEER on it!

Sounds like steam escaping in here.

With enemies like this, who needs Sitcoms?? :)

LOL LOL…

Love it!

xxx

Dat bad costume, Bob.

Next thing you know, Bob is going to go for bio warfare and try to drive through Zeebas house in a septic tank.

He’s free as the breeze, He’s always at easeHe lives in the jungle and hangs by his kneesAs he swings through the trees without a trapezeIn his B.V.D.‘s It’s Croc-o-zan.

Sing along with Sherlock: “Here we come, walkin’ down the street… we get the funniest looks from everyone we meet…”

No, No, No! It’s the Time Warp dance from RHPS.

I’m workin’ for Mel Brooks!

Pastis needs to stop monkeying around and get serious.

Wonder how long this Bob will last before he is guerrilla goo . . . . ☻

How many crocs named Bob are in this strip!? I think since I started reading it no fewer than five Bobs have met some form of horrific end. It’s like wearing a red shirt on classic Trek!

Problem here is crocs are green. Guerrilla fighters—or at least the classic books—are red. Mao and Che Guevara.

“♪♫♪Gorilla my dreams…♪♫♪

I came up with this idea first. I was writing a comic strip about the american colonists and I wrote that on of the reasons the colonists won the revolutionary war was because they knew what guerilla warfare meant. (I’m not saying that the british didn’t know, I just thought it would be funny.) I’m also not saying Stephan copied it off me.

now he can kill the zeeba by throwing turds at him!

The first time I heard the phrase “geurrilla warfare” I made the conclusion “gorilla warfare” instantly.So this wasn’t very funny.

Bob ees like Harambes.

Reminds me of being a 19yo Marine and getting orders to Vietnam. But first we had to go to Camp Pendleton in California for guerilla warfare training. I had never heard of such and wondered what gorillas had to do with anything. Luckily, I learned what they meant before making a fool of myself. That was in 1966 in the very early days of the war so the terminology wasn’t as well known as it was in later years of the conflict.