Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2012
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Transcript:
Pig: Boy, that girl is pretty. Goat: Pig, staring like that makes women uncomfortable. You have to be subtle about it. Watch how other guys do it. Goat: Never mind. Pig: So that's what subtle means.
I’m not subtle. Or obvious. Instead, I’m respectful. I’m a man of God first, a gentleman second, and a college student third. And at the moment, that’s working out beautifully.