Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2012
September 29, 2012
October 01, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Excuse me, Rat, but I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. This is Antonio. He's a professional soccer player in Italy. Rat: Hey. It's nice to- Mama mia! Mama mia! He broka my leg! He broka my leg! Goat: Not all European soccer players fake injuries. Man: Can I breaka his leg for real? Rat: Penalty kickos! Penalty kickos!
I have a distant (very distant!) relative (same uncommon last name) who is a noted pro soccer player. Nonetheless, it is not my favorite sport. Run, run, run, (flop), run, run, (flop), GOALLLLLLLL, run, run. 90 minutes. Score, 1-nil. Boring!